I did a search on clowns. I don't know why I never did it before. I found this, and now I will be happy for ever.
Nice work. It makes me want to render it.
But I won't.
Because that would be bad.
Oh, yeah. I just posted a pic of some guy stapling my nuts to a bread board. He looks so much like your Jack Sparrow pic, you wouldn't believe. Well, not so much in the actual photo. People seem to take on a whole new look when they're stapling someone else's nuts.